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Cheers to gifted underacheivement and decreased anxiety.
Michael: So this is the Aztec Tomb trick.
Gob: Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money...
[sees children watching his magic]
Gob: ... or candy!
repeated line
Gob: I've made a huge mistake.
as cops surround the docks and start shooting at drug dealers while fake stripper cops cower nearby
Drug Dealer: You set us up!
Gob: No! These are the strippers! Look how hot they are!
Gob: George Michael... Lets deal some drugs.
Gob: Brother? Hermano means brother? Well, sounds like Hermano is about to get his ass kicked.
Gob: Are you Hermano?
Spanish actor: Como?
Gob: You're gonna be in a como, pal!
whistling
Michael: Do you?
Gob: ...termsss... One condition and one term!
Gob has gotten George Michael to break in and steal company records
George Sr.: You got my 14-year-old grandson to do this?
Gob: Under 18 walks out clean.
Hits Gob
Prison guard: No touching!
George Sr.: You stupid ass.
after letting Gob back into the magic Alliance
Alliance member: How'd you find two Alliance-approved assistants so fast?
Gob: Oh, I just used my nephew and my girlfriend.
Alliance Member: You're out.
Gob: Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.
Gob: I got great news.
Michael: Good, I could use some. I just had to convince Mom to have sex with Dad.
repulsed
Michael: What's wrong with you?
Gob: Oh, just the thought of Mom and Dad... together... I have a sense of propriety.
Gob: Yeah, the guy in the $3,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months. Come on!
Wader